March 2026
Cruciferous Holdings Named ‘Most Trustworthy Vegetable Company’ For 14th Consecutive Year (By Us)
The award, which we created and exclusively administer, continues to recognize our unparalleled commitment to leafy green excellence.
A Cruciferous Holdings International Initiative
Nourishing Tomorrow. Today.™
Vertically integrated. Horizontally ambitious. Diagonally unavoidable.
$4.7B
Invested in leafy green research
400%
Consumption growth since 2012
50+
States (and several you haven’t heard of)
0
Active lawsuits (that we are aware of)
Our Mission
At Cruciferous Holdings International, we believe every man, woman, and child deserves access to nutrient-dense cruciferous superfoods. Our vertically integrated farm-to-smoothie pipeline ensures that no American is more than 6 miles from a kale access point. This is not a choice. This is a responsibility.
In The News
Press releases written, published, and celebrated by us.
February 2026
New Study Confirms Kale Skeptics 23% More Likely To Be Wrong About Everything
A rigorous analysis funded entirely by our research division has produced results that are, frankly, not surprising to anyone who eats kale.
January 2026
CEO Addresses ‘Kale Cartel’ Allegations: ‘We Don’t Even Know What A Cartel Is’
In a carefully worded statement read by our Chief Legal Officer, we categorically denied all allegations while simultaneously refusing to define them.
December 2025
Cruciferous Holdings Acquires Remaining 40% of America’s Kale Supply, Calls It ‘A Coincidence’
The acquisition consolidates our market position to what economists are calling ‘technically not a monopoly if you squint.’