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From $32Big Kale Is Watching
Your smoothie has a handler.
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Wear the evidence.
They can control your smoothie. They cannot control your outfit. Thirteen shirts for people who suspect their lunch is up to something.
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Dress like you
know too much.
Big Kale owns the narrative.
Snackhole® makes the counterargument.
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From $32Kale Intelligence Agency
Your salad has a security clearance.
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From $32Lawn Enforcement
Protect and serve. Mostly smoothies.
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From $32It Was a Garnish
Then it hired a publicist.
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From $32Your Smoothie Has a Handler
The onboarding process was deliciously suspicious.
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From $32Department of Leaf Security
All produce must pass inspection.
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From $32Follow the Stalks
The roots go all the way to the top.
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From $32The Garnish Industrial Complex
A vertically integrated garnish.
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From $32Lawn to Table
Locally mowed. Globally troubling.
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From $32Chlorophyll Confidential
This leaf has sources.
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From $32The Leaf Blower
The leaf blower blew the whistle.
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From $32Nutrition Facts Are Classified
Serving size: need to know.
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From $32Organized Organic Crime
Not a cartel. Just very organized.
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