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Experience kale like never before.

BESTSELLER$47.00

Hand-selected kale leaves from our private reserve. Each leaf is individually inspected by Dr. Ashford.

LIMITED$89.00

Air-fried at precisely 347°F and finished with 24-karat gold leaf. For the discerning kale enthusiast.

NEW$125.00

Notes of fresh kale, morning dew, and corporate ambition. Endorsed by no one in particular.

PREMIUM$34.00/bottle

Spring water that was in the same room as kale for up to 6 hours. You can practically taste the adjacency.