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Become a Green Ambassador

As an Ambassador, you’ll receive a free kale pin, a laminated Ambassador ID card, and the quiet satisfaction of knowing you’re on the right side of history. Meetings are held bi-weekly in undisclosed locations. Dress code is business casual with a strong preference for green.

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Voices of the Movement

Real stories from real people whose lives were changed by kale. Unverified, but heartfelt.

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I started eating kale and my credit score went up 40 points.
Susan M.Verified Ambassador
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My dog started eating kale and now he can do my taxes.
Robert K.Gold-Tier Ambassador
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I replaced all the walls in my house with kale. My family left but my cholesterol is incredible.
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I haven’t blinked since I started the kale cleanse. I see everything now.
Diane R.Emerald Ambassador
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Kale saved my marriage, got me a promotion, and taught me Portuguese. I am not exaggerating even a little bit.
James T.Ambassador of the Year 2024

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