THE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SENTIMENTCHI / 05
You belong to kale.
A community of independent thinkers who independently reached the same conclusion as our marketing department.
VOLUNTARY MANDATORY ASSESSMENTHave you eaten kale
Have you eaten kale
in the last 30 days?
One question. No acceptable answers.
This is a joke. We collect no responses.
UNSOLICITED CORPORATE AFFECTIONFICTIONAL TESTIMONIALS
“I started eating kale and my credit score went up 40 points.”
“My dog started eating kale and now he can do my taxes.”
“I replaced all the walls in my house with kale. My family left but my cholesterol is incredible.”
“I haven’t blinked since I started the kale cleanse. I see everything now.”
“Kale saved my marriage, got me a promotion, and taught me Portuguese. I am not exaggerating even a little bit.”
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