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The answer is kale.
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FICTIONAL RESEARCH. REAL CONFLICT OF INTEREST.Kale is the future.
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Our scientists asked whether kale is important. Kale funded the question. Kale funded the answer. The result was kale.
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Control group: kale. Test group: also kale. Participants who requested a potato were removed from the study for being difficult.
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